When the Big Editor In The Sky drew up a blueprint to “design” me, I’m thinking He must’ve turned the plans over to some assistant who majored in pottery rather than engineering. Most likely at Cal-Berkeley.

I believe this because when I was born in oil derrick-dominated Kilgore, then the Oil Capital of the World, I made my worldly appearance with two crooked little fingers. They looked like upside down Vs.

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