What is Trump having for Thanksgiving dinner?
Menu: Roasted Ukraine turkey with quid-pro-quo stuffing, obstruction of justice Mueller casserole, a deep dish of 13,000 half-baked lies, a Trump Foundation cake covered in slush fund icing and a Sondland sundae topped with impeachment preserves. Yum.
Attire: Dressy casual.
Entertainment: A slideshow about separating immigrant children from their parents and caging them. Conspiracy theories are welcomed.
Special Guests: Murderous dictators. NRA lobbyists.
All Trump lapdogs are invited. Donations for the border wall are encouraged.