What is Trump having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Menu: Roasted Ukraine turkey with quid-pro-quo stuffing, obstruction of justice Mueller casserole, a deep dish of 13,000 half-baked lies, a Trump Foundation cake covered in slush fund icing and a Sondland sundae topped with impeachment preserves.  Yum. 

Attire: Dressy casual.  

Entertainment: A slideshow about separating immigrant children from their parents and caging them. Conspiracy theories are welcomed.  

Special Guests: Murderous dictators. NRA lobbyists.

All Trump lapdogs are invited. Donations for the border wall are encouraged.

Alan Hudgins

Baytown

 

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(2) comments

rmartin

Now that's funny Al but Obama is actually the one who built the cages and put children in them.

Alan H

Mr Martin, News Flash-Obama is no longer president. Obama ranks 8th best Prez, Trump worst ever.

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