What if Donald Trump was not rich? What if he was your next-door neighbor living on a modest pension and had the same attitudes that he displays as president? Here are a few things you might notice:

• He is in constant conflict with neighbors and engages in a lot of on-line name-calling. 

• A multitude of different housekeepers have either quit working for him or been fired. 

• He has declared bankruptcy several times, yet insists on giving money management advice to anyone who will listen. 

• He hires people to mow his lawn and then finds an excuse to not pay them.

• He lies to you and others repeatedly, mostly in a sad attempt to make himself look successful and important.

• He has been married three times and has cheated on all of his wives. 

• He dumps trash on the lawn of one neighbor whom he particularly dislikes.

• Multiple lawsuits have been filed against him. 

• He is ignorant of history and current events, yet incessantly brags about how smart he is and boasts about his sexual prowess.

• Police have him under investigation for criminal behavior.

Would you write Trump off as that crazy guy next door or would you invite him to your next dinner party? Most importantly, what are the chances that you would vote for him to be president of the neighborhood HOA? 

Frank Butcher

Lynchburg

 

(17) comments

rmartin

My my Frankie... A little bitter there? I'd take Trump as a neighbor than some always angry old negative person....


LCL

I don't think Frank displays bitterness at all. He simply takes Trump's well established/documented behaviors and applies those same behaviors to being a neighbor in the real world.



Well done Frank. Sadly, like many I have one of those neighbors. We all do!


Frank

N/A, if you want to do something positive, why don't you point out which observations of the neighbor are not consistent with Trump's known behavior.


rmartin

What a shame LCL, I have wonderful neighbors on both sides of me and across the street. We watch each other houses and get the papers in when anyone is away. Times are good in my neighbor, of course we are all Republicans which makes a tremendous difference...


Frank

So in your opinion N/A, the only good neighbors are Republicans. What a sad commentary, though not unexpected coming from you. Seeing everything through the lens of political affiliation is the main cause of division in our society. I have good neighbors who vote Republican and good neighbors who vote Democratic. If they vote for Trump that will be unfortunate, but that will not stop me from regarding them as good neighbors.


LCL

That's a ridiculous comment Mr. Martin. As if our neighborhood is not comprised of people from all parts of the political persuasion who work together. Tribalism as you are preaching is exactly what is destroying our great nation. Trust me you have a neighbor like that and if you don't you are in deep denial. Just because we don't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.







Have a good day. 😀


Frank

Raymond (I call him N/A for No Answer) is known for his ridiculous comments.


Alan H

Nice correlation Frank. I'd like to add that nutty neighbor Trump's yard would be surrounded by a 15-foot wall that the Military 's budget paid for. Nutty neighbor Trump couldn't be elected as HOA President because he'd need a majority to win. HOAs don't have an electoral college.that allows the loser to become president.


Frank

I like it, Alan. Only the 16 foot wall would be just cover a small part of one side of his lot, next to his hispanic neighbor.


Frank

....and he stiffed the fence company by saying that his hispanic neighbor was going to pay for it.


Alan H

How about this? Nutty neighbor Trump's wife gains 75 pounds and Trump starts calling her Moolania. To get back at him she calls Kim Jong-un and Putin to have a 3-way which she videotapes and posts on the internet. Trump divorces Moolania and starts an affair with Sara Yuckabee Sanders who has Trump's lovechild who grows up to be the Lyin King of Israel. Trump winds up in an old folks home for the criminally insane.


Frank

LOL


rmartin

Well Frankie all my neighbors are republican thank goodness because if I had democrats and they were like you and Alan I'd probably move...


Frank

....and we would be happy to see you go.


Alan H

Mr Martin, one of your Republican neighbors called and asked me to tell you to keep your robe closed in the morning when you come outside to worship at the Trump shrine in your front yard. Your neighbor said she noticed that like Trump, you have teeny-weeny hands.


Frank

That is pure gold, Alan. N/A's inane comments make him almost as good 0f a target for humor as his orange master.


rmartin

Hey Alan, that's a lie because I don't wear a robe and it certainly wouldn't be my neighbor. They are all happy....


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