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Luke Hales
One giant leap
Howdy, y’all. I’ve been somewhat introspective lately, which may have been obvious if you read my last column.
November 17, 2009
A serious wake-up call
Before I get too involved here, I have to point out what may be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time.
November 12, 2009
Falling in head-first
I decided not to write a Tuesday column because I wrote one Saturday, and too much of a good thing can be a little much. Kind of like Halloween candy, really.
November 05, 2009
What’s behind the mask
My column usually runs on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but this being Halloween and all, I thought it might be fun to shake things up a little. That, and we had a Rep. Wayne Smith column to run that day. Whichever.
October 31, 2009
The truth is out there
They’re on to me. I don’t know how they found me, but they did.
October 27, 2009
How not to be killed by an axe murderer
Still writing Halloween columns.
October 22, 2009
A side of brains, please
So here we are yet again with the Halloween columns. I’ve only got three left after this one, so I’ve got to make them count. I promise, after Halloween, I’ll move on to other topics.
October 20, 2009
What are you wearing?
Y’all miss me Tuesday? Sorry about that. I was a little tied up over here at the paper, and didn’t get a chance to write anything decent.
October 15, 2009
I thought you were dead!
I’m continuing my tribute to Halloween with another morbid, bizarre and spooooooooky column.
Okay, it’s not spooooooooky. But it is a little of the others.
October 08, 2009
Pork, syrup and wine can be hazardous to health
It’s almost Halloween. I love Halloween. I think if I had to rank holidays, Halloween would be right behind Christmas and Thanksgiving, which is convenient, since it technically is.
October 06, 2009
I’m going Gray
All right, folks. I’m getting political now.
October 01, 2009
May The Force be with you
A lot of little boys want to be policemen or firefighters or army guys or whatever.
I wanted to be a Jedi.
September 28, 2009
I think, therefore I rant
Apparently I’ve gotten too soft in my subject matter. Fortunately, I woke up this morning in the mood to smash some idols.
September 20, 2009
Into that good night
For the last several months I’ve been living with a touch of the insomnia.
September 17, 2009
Water, water everywhere
So … howdy everybody. Looks like you’ll be reading me on Tuesdays and Thursdays now, what with how the paper works after our overhaul.
September 16, 2009
Water, water everywhere
So … howdy everybody. Looks like you’ll be reading me on Tuesdays and Thursdays now, what with how the paper works after our overhaul.
September 15, 2009
Stop-light sympathy
I was stopped at an intersection I’m stopped at often. It doesn’t matter what time it is during the day, I usually run into the same phenomenon.
September 07, 2009
How tabloids stay in business
“Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
— Benjamin Franklin
“It helps if the other guy’s dead too. Just sayin’.”
— Me
September 02, 2009
Tune in, turn on, drop out
Well folks, now you’ve done it.
I’m a little late in writing this column, as these events have already passed by, but still I would be remiss if I did not vent my annoyance. So then … here we go.
August 31, 2009
The proper care of people cubs
So … school’s back in. Time for the kids to get back to the business of learning, and time for the teachers to get back to the business of telling kids to be quiet.
August 27, 2009
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